urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:piccolo886 piccolo886 piccolo886 2006-10-29T18:37:09Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:piccolo886:4060 2006-10-29T18:37:09Z 2006-10-29T18:37:09Z Some Gay Terms Defined:<br /><br />After-hours -- where you go when the bars are closed and you still haven't found someone to sleep with.<br /><br />Baggage -- the excuse people use to punish their current boyfriends for things that their past boyfriends have done to them.<br /><br />Bicurious -- gay<br /><br />Bisexual -- most of the time, gay<br /><br />Bitter -- what all gay men are destined to become. Caused by drama and stress (see below).<br /><br />Bottom -- orientation preferred by 95 percent of the gay population<br /><br />Butch -- what gay men who don't think they act gay call themselves. Actual butch men will never need to use this term.<br /><br />Cuddle -- sexual activity in which there is no exchange of bodily fluid.<br /><br />Drama -- an imaginary condition made up by sad, lonely individuals with no real problems in their life who feel the need to drag stable, well-balanced individuals who are trying to make a valuable contribution to society down to their level in hopes of making themselves feel better.<br /><br />Ex -- 1) anyone you've slept with more than once.<br />2) a club drug popular in the late 90's.<br /><br />Excedrin -- what every gay man should have in his medicine cabinet.<br /><br />Expiration Dating - Frequent hot sex with someone you know is only in town for a short period of time, and that you know you have no chance of actually dating seriously because they aren't local.<br /><br />Gaylights -- an unnatural highlighting of the hair that no straight man would be caught dead with.<br /><br />Gurl -- the first word of every sentence. "Gurl, you 'bout ready to go?" or "Gurl, I haven't had sex in 3 days!"<br /><br />Gym Bunny -- a troll who has realized that his only chance of getting laid is to work out every day.<br /><br />Hayyy -- a greeting. The gayer you are, the more Y's you put at the end.<br /><br />Homewrecker -- the person who stole your ex<br /><br />Omaha Diet -- unnatural weight loss caused by nonprescription medications. Also known as Jenny Crank.<br /><br />One Night Stand -- a very short-term relationship, the end of which is signified by someone putting on their pants.<br /><br />Philson Sex -- sexual activity in which everybody wants to get off, but nobody does. Enables you to have a one night stand without actually becoming classified as a whore, yet still significantly more intensive than cuddling.<br /><br />Rough Trade -- a one night stand that you will later pretend never happened.<br /><br />Shot -- when you need to get drunker faster.<br /><br />Stress -- a non-imaginary condition brought on by the drama of others.<br /><br />Top -- see Bottom.<br /><br />Trick -- what you bring home from the bar, paid for in services rendered.<br /><br />Troll - anyone older than you that wants you to go home with them.<br /><br />Twelve -- how old you are if you're not 21<br /><br />Universe -- the area of space contained within a three-foot diameter of every gay man.<br /><br />Versatile -- glorified Bottom (but will top if absolutely necessary)<br /><br />Whore -- anyone who has more sex than you.